Twitter Spent Easter Reciting #JesusPickupLines, And Its F*cking Hysterical (SCREENSHOTS)



Leave it to Twitter to find a unique and off-the-wall way to brighten up the holidays. Over the Easter holiday, the hashtag #JesusPickupLines popped up on Twitter, and its pretty amazing.

Sure, each and every person who participates in this hashtag is almost certainly going to Hell, but lets face it: Its probably worth it.

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While most were enjoying making people smile with quirky, off-the-wall, mildly dark humor, a few spent their time complaining about the hashtag, liberals, Muslims, and other stuff:

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Lets hope stories of God raining down lightning on random people are exaggerated…for the sake of everyone posting on this hashtag.

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Twitter Spent Easter Reciting #JesusPickupLines, And Its F*cking Hysterical (SCREENSHOTS)

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